diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via sexcake)

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

(via unobservantunintentionally)

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(Source: 270293, via unobservantunintentionally)

eracist:

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff

(via bieberinmypants69)